Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Secret Guy Turn-Ons

The wisdom of MSN Dating and Personals has given me a new outlook on life.

TRULY this is what men love about women:
1. He loves that you indulge at dinnertime.
Guys love girls who love to eat... that kind of unabashed enthusiasm also tends to translate into other areas—including the bedroom.

2. He loves your occasional obscenities.
letting a curse escape your lips at an unexpected moment can be a major turn-on. “Hearing a woman use profanity out of context gives a guy a shock of sexual adrenaline,” explains Ian Kerner, Ph.D.

3. He loves that you aren’t a neat freak.
guys find the proliferation of hair products, accessories and unidentified stuff strewn about your apartment oddly sexy... Most men think a pair of boxer shorts and a ratty old T-shirt... is your sexiest look... men love you just as you are—in your comfortable, slightly sloppy glory.

4. He loves your extra padding
“My girlfriend exercises regularly, but I think the little pudginess in her thighs is sexy because it shows she’s not perfect.”

5. He’s fascinated by your knowledge of medieval tapestries.
passion for a subject as seemingly obscure as agricultural practices of the Mayans or as popular as Spanish as a second language.

With these insights in mind, this will be the picture I submit for any future personal ads:

Now I'll just sit back and wait for the suitors to line up at my door.

1 comment:

  1. haha a suitable rendition. i'm glad i amount to the girl in the picture