You all love me very much, right? Why not express your love in the form of a fancy new camera for me, and some expensive hair products?
In these trying economic times, you owe it to yourself to invest in me, because I have secret financial advice which may save all stock markets. I certainly can't share it, however, with dull, dry hair and no fancy camera to capture world leaders' astonished and relieved faces.
YOU can make this happen!