Breaking News! Record participation in my insightful poll! I've been up all night fretting through the numbers, and the results are finally in.
Which dubious fairytale hero do you dislike the most?
Gretel, who pushed the witch in the oven 20%
The spinning girl who broke her deal with Rumpelstiltskin 40%
Jack, who stole from and murdered the giant 40%
Fascinating. We may have to hold a run-off.