Introducing GM’s latest, greatest product!
The all new 2009 Cognitive Dissonance is jam packed with distressing features and conflicting emotions!
Let the auto industry take you on an exciting, terrifying journey!
Now you can go from pitying laid off workers, to raging against the incompetency of CEOs, to fearing for your own job if the economy collapses, and finally to the bitter indignation caused by the fact that our society depends on alienating and polluting vehicles in the first place!
Your head will spin, your heart will wrench and your nerves will be shot... all in less time than it takes to listen to the evening news!
And don't forget, any negativity and money hoarding will only make things worse, you fools!